Hank
About
Critics Comments
Fan Letters
High Performance Review
"Naughty Nerd" Review
Multiple Reviews
Posters
Costumes
Resume
Hyena Comedy Institute
Comedy Teacher Testimonials
Journalism
New York Times
Salon
SFGate.com
Futurism
GreatSchools
Poems / Songs
Commie Wants a Trust Fund
William, I Giggled with your Girlfriend
Natasha, You Thought I Was Gay
Hypocrite Dad
Ludmilla Popovich
I was glad you were chubby when we lived in Alaska
Lament of the Circumcised Man
Barbie's Clitoris
Buddha was a Deadbeat Dad
My Spoiled Spawn
Happy Until We're Dead
Bring Back the Megafauna
Megafauna Photos
Stories & Slides
Agony of Contact Lenses
Agony Slides #1
Agony Slides #2
Agony Slides #3
Magic Diaphragm
Magic Slides #1
Magic Slides #2
Magic Slides #3
Love Sick Hyena
Producer
Trashumanist Conferences
Hyena Comedy Institute
Other Events

Hank Pellissier aka Hank Hyena

Hank
About
Critics Comments
Fan Letters
High Performance Review
"Naughty Nerd" Review
Multiple Reviews
Posters
Costumes
Resume
Hyena Comedy Institute
Comedy Teacher Testimonials
Journalism
New York Times
Salon
SFGate.com
Futurism
GreatSchools
Poems / Songs
Commie Wants a Trust Fund
William, I Giggled with your Girlfriend
Natasha, You Thought I Was Gay
Hypocrite Dad
Ludmilla Popovich
I was glad you were chubby when we lived in Alaska
Lament of the Circumcised Man
Barbie's Clitoris
Buddha was a Deadbeat Dad
My Spoiled Spawn
Happy Until We're Dead
Bring Back the Megafauna
Megafauna Photos
Stories & Slides
Agony of Contact Lenses
Agony Slides #1
Agony Slides #2
Agony Slides #3
Magic Diaphragm
Magic Slides #1
Magic Slides #2
Magic Slides #3
Love Sick Hyena
Producer
Trashumanist Conferences
Hyena Comedy Institute
Other Events
  • Journalism
  • New York Times
  • Salon
  • SFGate.com
  • Futurism
  • GreatSchools
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I've twice been a columnist for SFGate.com (the online SF Chronicle), once as "Hank Hyena." Below is a small selection of the 100 articles I wrote.

Sneaking Into Shelter: My Hideous Homeless Night

Counting the Polliwogs: Hank Hyena Gets a Sperm Analysis

Mating With a Jar: Donating Sperm to Lesbians, Part 2

What a Blast! Hank Visits the Shooting Range

Question Monogamy: Is Loving One Not Enough?

Chalk Talk with Homeless Actors

Flunking My "ZenFlirtation" Class

Soc It to Me / Here comes "Pele" Hyena

 

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