I've twice been a columnist for SFGate.com (the online SF Chronicle), once as "Hank Hyena." Below is a small selection of the 100 articles I wrote.

Sneaking Into Shelter: My Hideous Homeless Night

Counting the Polliwogs: Hank Hyena Gets a Sperm Analysis

Mating With a Jar: Donating Sperm to Lesbians, Part 2

What a Blast! Hank Visits the Shooting Range

Question Monogamy: Is Loving One Not Enough?

Chalk Talk with Homeless Actors

Flunking My "ZenFlirtation" Class

Soc It to Me / Here comes "Pele" Hyena